November 11 2011.
Today is my personal Halley's comet. The day I've been waiting for since I got my first digital watch. The day I've been waiting for since 1988. The event that happens once a century.
The day and moment where EVERY DIGIT ON THE WATCH WILL BE THE SAME.
Try to do something momentous at the moment. Make it special. Because when your grandchildren ask you where you were when it happened, you don't want to answer "taking a dump."
Unless that dump broke in two to form a little poop eleven. That would be apropos.