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This site is owned by Jeff Weir. This Privacy Policy is designed to tell you about my practices regarding collection, use, and disclosure of information that you may provide via this site. Please be sure to read this entire Privacy Policy before using or submitting information to this site. This site is intended for use by anyone in the world. Except residents of Guam.

Your Consent

By using this site, you agree with the terms of this Privacy Policy. Whenever you submit information via this site, you consent to the collection, use, and disclosure of that information in accordance with this Privacy Policy.

About Children

This site is not intended for children under the age of 13. I will not knowingly collect information from site visitors in this age group. I encourage parents to talk to their children about their use of the Internet and the information they disclose to Web sites. Your kids will love you for it. Honest.

Active Information Collection

Like many Web sites, this site actively collects information from its visitors both by asking you specific questions and by permitting you to communicate directly with me via e-mail, and/or feedback forms. The only information that you submit that may be personally identifiable information is your e-mail address. I don't ask for names, addresses, phone numbers, etc.

The newsletter subscription requires you to submit information in order for you to benefit from the specified features. You will be informed at each information collection point what information is required and what information is optional.

Passive Information Collection

The only passive information that is collected by visiting this site MAY be your IP address, and the pages you visit. This site may use Internet Protocol (IP) addresses. An IP Address is a number assigned to your computer by your Internet service provider so you can access the Internet and is generally considered to be non-personally identifiable information, because in most cases an IP address is dynamic (changing each time you connect to the Internet), rather than static (unique to a particular user's computer). I use your IP address to diagnose problems with my server, report aggregate information, determine the fastest route for your computer to use in connecting to my site, and administer and improve the site.

I don't use cookies.

"Navigational data" ("log files," "server logs," and "clickstream" data) are used for system management, to improve the content of the site, research purposes, and to communicate information to visitors. This site uses navigational data.

Use and Disclosure of Information

The only reason for me to use your information is so you can receive email updates on this site (if you have requested email updates). I don't share your information with anyone, nor do I use it for sleazy marketing purposes. I will take reasonable measures to prevent personally identifiable information from being combined with passively collected information.

Access and Correction

To keep your personally identifiable information accurate, current, and complete, please contact me as specified below. I will take reasonable steps to update or correct personally identifiable information in my possession that you have previously submitted via this site.

Security

I take reasonable steps to protect your personally identifiable information as you transmit your information from your computer to my site and to protect such information from loss, misuse, and unauthorized access, disclosure, alteration, or destruction. You should keep in mind that no Internet transmission is ever 100% secure or error-free. In particular, e-mail sent to or from this site may not be secure, and you should therefore take special care in deciding what information you send to me via e-mail.

A Word About Fish

Fish. Where to begin with fish? I like eating it as sushi, or as fish and chips. I mean, damn, it tastes good, doesn't it? But fuck, it smells so rotten when you're cooking or disposing of it. I have been told that you can tell how fresh a fish is by the amount it doesn't smell. One time a while back, I cooked up some sole. Oh my, that was some stinky shit. I swear, I will never cook fish again. I'm leaving it to the professionals. Oh yeah. Privacy policy, right. Uh okay so; disclosure, marketing, policy, policy, policy, contact me, and submit. Honestly though, I only want your email address so I can email you when I add new stuff to this site. Before going to storage, your email address gets all mangled by an encryption technique I use, so even IF the site or database is h4x0red, the h4x0r isn't going to be able to read your email address.

Links to Other Web Sites

This site may contain links or references to other Web sites. Please be aware that I do not control other Web sites and that, in any case, this Privacy Policy does not apply to those Web sites. I encourage you to read the privacy policy of every Web site you visit. No, really I do. It's an exciting read. I'm sure you'd enjoy more privacy policies if you've managed to read up to this point without shooting yourself in the mouth.

Other Terms

Your use of this site should be fun and entertaining. Please let me know if it sucks.

How to Contact Me

If you have any questions, comments, or concerns about this Privacy Policy or the information practices of this site, please contact me. Here's how:

jeff at windowseat dot ca

Changes to This Privacy Policy

If this Privacy Policy changes, the revised policy will be posted on this site. Please check back periodically, and especially before you provide any personally identifiable information.

This Privacy Policy was last updated on September 22nd, 2004.